Dear WhatsApp Friend,
Please read this letter before you pass it on to others unlike your regular whatsapp messages. I understand that it is difficult to hold this urge to share but I would like to remind you that I actually read that 10 page long message you sent me the other day. You saw the blue ticks, right?
Now, I wish I could send you this letter written in a fluorescent font etched on a clichéd natural landscape. But, then I realized the irony of that quote you sent me that day, “be original, copy toh cat bhi karti hai”, I received the same message from at least 15 other people.
Well, coming to the point, I don’t know if someone has acknowledged your virtues earlier, but you my friend, you’re gradually changing the world, one random message at a time. You’ve saved so many lives with those crucial revelations such as the HIV contaminated beverage, national security secrets, alien invasions and so much more, the list never seems to end.
It’s all because of you that people started believing in magic again for that one brief moment, when you sent those emojis, which would convert into something out of this world if shared to 13 groups. They might have stopped believing in the concept after that “one brief moment”, but at least you tried.
Personally speaking, I can never forget how you always add colour to my mornings, you won’t let me forget even if I want to. Though I may have received the same good morning message so many times, but it always feels even more special when I receive it from you, every time.
Those cheesy shayaris beautifully explain the difference between depth and dearth (how a single alphabet can change the meaning of your existence). Well, who cares about the spellings when the emotion is so strong? You know, sometimes I wonder how someone can actually spread so much of louve, yes this is how you spelt it in your random good evening message last night.
All I want to say is that our lives would have been so empty without noble people like you. So, my friend, march forward with those forwarded messages, go out and paint the town red!!!
Now that you’ve read the entire message or even if you were curious enough to directly jump to the conclusion, you are free to forward this one as well.
Thank you for everything!
Yours truly,
President of WhatsApp (As if you really care...)
