A little while ago I wrote an autobiography of Sarah Palin, called "Shooting Wolves From a Helicopter," about President Sarah fulfilling a mission given to her by the Great Alaskan Trout Spirit to save the world from Democrats, Atheists, and the evil Reptilians living in the hollow Earth under the command of Adolf Hitler.
You can get the book here, and you can see the cover below.
Here are some fun promotional graphics I made for the book.