Radio: Fireside Office Plus — Bob — Printer
VO: Bob is looking for service.
[SFX: a printer mangling paper]
Bob: Excuse me. Uhh… My laser printer here is jamming.
Salesman: Well, how long ago did you purchase it?
Bob: Last week?
Salesman: Ahh, well that's your problem. You need a new one!
Bob: But don't you have a service department?
Salesman: Hey, who needs a service department when you can buy a new one?
Bob: Gah!
VO: Bob is still looking for service. Bob should have looked to Fireside Office Plus! If you have an office machine that's down, they'll get it back up! They'll even pick it up and deliver it back to you! Fireside Office Plus, where savings and service make more sense, and not just for Bob.
Bob: Gah!
Radio: Fireside Office Plus — Bob - Computer
VO: Bob is looking for service.
Bob: Excuse me, but my computer doesn't work. Can you help me?
Service Guy: Okayyyy!
[SFX: a fist thumps a computer case]
Bob: Uhh...
Service Guy: Heyyyyy!
Bob: What!?
[SFX: stronger strikes on the computer]
Service Guy: Hey-heyyyyyy!
[SFX: more various violence to the computer]
Bob: Ehhhh, do you think you should really bang it around like that?
Service Guy: Heyyyyyyyy!
[SFX: computer screen breaks]
Service Guy: Whoa.
[SFX: Bob cries]
VO: Bob is still looking for service. Bob should have looked to Fireside Office Plus! If you have an office machine that's down, they'll get it back up! They'll even pick it up and deliver it back to you! Fireside Office Plus, where savings and service make more sense, and not just for Bob.
[SFX: Bob cries]
