Welcome all haters of bread crust, you have come to the right place! Now let’s be clear: removing the crust by hand is for squares. Cutting your crust off is only slightly better, but still...not square?

I’ve come up with a method that may or may not blow your socks off. Lasers! You can cut any shape, and best of all, it’s repeatable. Have you been wanting to make 53 sandwiches exactly the same? Now you can.

This new and completely practical use for laser cutting will change your life forever.